Jokes

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What kind of stones are not found in the ocean?
Dry!

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What vehicle is spelt the same backwards and forewards?
Racecar!

Who Delivers Presents? Who delivers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Claws !

Who delivers elephants' Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

Who delivers baby shark's Christmas presents?

Santa Jaws

Who delivers the dog's Christmas presents

Santa Paws

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What do you call a zipper on a banana?

A fruit fly!

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What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!

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What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snow mobile!

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A little girl goes to see the doctor. She's got a pea in one nostril, a grape in the other, and a string bean stuck in her ear. She says to the doctor, "I don't feel good."

The doctor replies, "The problem is clear to me. You're not eating right!"

Why did the pen say to the pencil?
What's your point?